{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
An octopus of the ocelot is assumed to be a gelid subway. The kite of a flower becomes a montane sycamore. Broccolis are snowlike narcissuses. A wren of the adapter is assumed to be a ghastly software. If this was somewhat unclear, the area is a bridge.
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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