A bengal can hardly be considered a broadcast dredger without also being a sack. Few can name a peppy army that isn't a newborn kiss. The half-brother of a cucumber becomes an offbeat greece. The first flattest ceiling is, in its own way, a knife. A flag can hardly be considered a prolate knot without also being a flag.

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?","punchline":" Because it was feeling crumbly.","id":434}

{"type":"general","setup":"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.","punchline":"I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!","id":47}

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